Top 10 Things I Want To See During the Phillies-Rays Series

10) Eva Longoria replacing Evan Longoria at 3rd base for the Rays...I honestly think this will ultimately benefit everyone.

9) Myself getting employed...this was placed lower in the last series, and I did flirt with employment for a little while, before I was once again royally screwed by the job market...but as we get to the end of the post season this really does take more and more of a back seat to me.

8) A cartoon of Jose Conseco getting hit with soap rapped in a towel by a member of every major league organization, like he was Private Pile...seriously this guy is just annoying.

7) The entire 93' Phillies team sitting together in the section right behind home plate at the bank.

6) Shane Victorino robbing BJ Upton of a home run.

5) Pat Burrell...I think everyone knows why this is here.

4) Harry Kalas spit in Joe Buck's drink then say something like "Move over kid," and start announcing.

3) Ryan Howard hit a friggin home run.

2) A suicide squeeze to win the series with Pat Burrell on third...

1) A parade down broad!!!!!


Lets do it Phils!!!!!

O.L.D.

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Top 10 Things I Want To See During the Phillies-Dodgers Series

Here we go...

10) Not Manny Ramirez


9) Myself at Juno's for a game...just like old times.


8) Brett Myers running batting practice.


7) Myself getting employed...not necessarily within the realm of baseball, but I need a job.


6) The Phils win the first game in order to celebrate Yom Kippur!


5) Pat Burrell...again nothing to do with anything, but stuff is just better when he's there.


4) The Krukker throwing out a first pitch.


3) Jimmy Rollins lead off every game with a homerun


2) Chase and Fat Boy grow a pair!


1) The Phillies in the 2008 World Series!!!!


Lets Go Phils!!!!!

O.L.D.

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